Create/Update assets for version 20w29a

assets/minecraft/texts/splashes.txt

@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ Awesome!
 100% pure!
 May contain nuts!
 More polygons!
-Sexy!
+Moderately attractive!
 Limited edition!
 Flashing letters!
 It's here!
@@ -26,7 +26,6 @@ Minecraft!
 Yaaay!
 Singleplayer!
 Keyboard compatible!
-Undocumented!
 Ingots!
 Exploding creepers!
 That's no moon!
@@ -36,7 +35,6 @@ Survive!
 Dungeon!
 Exclusive!
 The bee's knees!
-Down with O.P.P.!
 Closed source!
 Classy!
 Wow!
@@ -123,7 +121,6 @@ Synecdoche!
 Let's danec!
 Seecret Friday update!
 Reference implementation!
-Lewd with two dudes with food!
 Kiss the sky!
 20 GOTO 10!
 Verlet intregration!
@@ -168,7 +165,6 @@ Woo, facepunch!
 Woo, somethingawful!
 Woo, /v/!
 Woo, tigsource!
-Woo, minecraftforum!
 Woo, worldofminecraft!
 Woo, reddit!
 Woo, 2pp!
@@ -189,7 +185,6 @@ Jag känner en bot!
 This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
 Haha, LOL!
 Hampsterdance!
-Switches and ores!
 Menger sponge!
 idspispopd!
 Eple (original edit)!
@@ -205,7 +200,7 @@ Twittered about!
 Jump up, jump up, and get down!
 Joel is neat!
 A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
-Huge tracts of land!
+This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
 Welcome to your Doom!
 Stay a while, stay forever!
 Stay a while and listen!
@@ -250,7 +245,6 @@ Bigger than a bread box!
 Millions of peaches!
 Fnord!
 This is my true form!
-Totally forgot about Dre!
 Don't bother with the clones!
 Pumpkinhead!
 Made by Jeb!
@@ -323,7 +317,6 @@ Now with additional stuff!
 Extra things!
 Yay, puppies for everyone!
 So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
-Popping tags!
 Very influential in its circle!
 Now With Multiplayer!
 Rise from your grave!
@@ -333,12 +326,6 @@ Run, coward! I hunger!
 Flavor with no seasoning!
 Strange, but not a stranger!
 Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
-Getting ready to show!
-Getting ready to know!
-Getting ready to drop!
-Getting ready to shock!
-Getting ready to freak!
-Getting ready to speak!
 It swings, it jives!
 Cruising streets for gold!
 Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
@@ -382,3 +369,41 @@ Go to the dentist!
 What do you expect?
 Look mum, I'm in a splash!
 It came from space.
+Awesome game design right there!
+Ph1lza had a good run!
+10 years of Mining and Crafting!
+Ping the human!
+In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
+Buzzy Bees!
+Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
+Wash your hands!
+Soap and water!
+Support local businesses!
+Stay home and play games!
+Stay safe!
+Stay strong!
+Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
+Don’t touch your face!
+Support elderly relatives and friends!
+Prepare, but don’t hoard!
+Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
+Save the world – stay inside!
+Shop for your elders!
+Hang out with your friends online!
+Honey, I grew the bees!
+Find your claw!
+Everybody do the Leif!
+<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
+Bushy eyebrows!
+Edit is a name!
+From free range developers!
+Music by Lena Raine!
+Aww man!
+#minecraftfarms
+And my pickaxe!
+Envision! Create! Share!
+Fabulous graphics!
+Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
+Vanilla!
+May contain traces of citrus!
+Zoglin!?